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Zimbabwe Kennel Club: Local Shows and Fairs
Bulawayo Combine Shows:
MLKA & HKC Shows:
Working Breeds Club of Mashonaland:
Mukuvisi Shows:
Emigrants loosing out on a lot of fun All you emigrants from Zimbabwe, having immigrated into UK, US, Britain, Aussie or where ever you have settled, take note of some sayings we laugh about in Zimbabwe. Can you remember the time we had no water, but all other items were still abundant? To preserve water with our toilets: when it’s yellow let it mellow, when it’s brown flush it down. We now have the Big 5, or perhaps it would be the Big 6 ? I do engrave the Big 6 on my wine glasses: Lion, Elephant, Buffalo, Hippo, Leopard and Rhino. This has changed into: Zesa, Zinwa, Fuel, Bread, Cooking Oil and Cash. Dr Gono had a speech/explanation last night. The 200 000 bearers note will not be valid anymore as from the 1st January. This is because 65 Trillion was printed and only 1 Trillion is in the banks. Where are all the other 64 trillion? To overcome this cash drainage, the 200 000 note will be phased out in the next 10 days or so. Instead new notes of 250, 500 and 700 000 have been printed. I went to the bank to deposit my 20 million in 200 000 notes and could get 20 million cash today. Some days you can get 5 million, some days 10 million and today 20 million cash. My surprise was: Banking 20 million in 200 000 notes and getting 20 million cash in the same denomination back. Great day for organized Chaos. You emigrants are loosing out on a lot of laughter we enjoy here.
Working Breed Club of Mashonaland AGM
"Zimbabwe's Traveling Man" 3rd Sage - Round The World with The Traveling Man Friday the 16th November saw us braving the new security procedures at Manchester airport, to start the journey to Toronto from London Heathrow; nobody told this Traveling Man, a lady, that even her jars of make up and the like, were not allowed as hand baggage and the crunch line came when her large bottle of Chanel 5 was threatened with being binned!!! Imagine it – dumping Chanel No. 5!!! So back we went - we reversed the procedure and checked our hand luggage as baggage; the fact that we then had 4 pieces of checked baggage was conveniently organized by BA!!! Good on you for public relations organizing. Things were even stricter at Heathrow, but we relaxed in the BA Lounge and forgot our woes - until lunch was served
Kennel Club of Harare held their Christmas party on 16 December.
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly." The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?" The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know.... The one that's red and has thorns." "Do you mean a rose?" "Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?" .
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